Orson who the hell is orson, I am really suprised that you can remember so far back.

Have I really been gone so long, the weekends are just so short, time goes quickly when your having fun.
Sorry I have been busy all weekend doing the decking or not, one minute its sunning get everthing out then the next minute its raining put everthing back, story of my life. Sunday just went in a flash been re-doing my website got carried away. Went to leave you a message but Bart came down stairs it was about 1.30am sorry but I did try.

Any way how are you feeling, hope you are better. My bath is ready, Bart has just called me, must go speak tomorrow. Lots of love and hugs (not that us borgs do that very often). Awaiting your next instructions captain. xxxx

Whats wrong have you got a cold?

Had a very strange but good evening last, went to a M.... do with Bart, Homer and Marg. It was nice because all the money raised goes to charity, but it was a bit like going out with your grandma, that explains why they wanted Bart and Homer to join, we were the only ones there in our 30's. There was a female singer there one of Bart's friends wives, even though she had to sing oldie type music, she was really good, it's a shame you don't do that anymore, I do admire people who can sing infront of an audience. Bart one 3 prizes in the raffle 2 bottles of wine and the most hideous crystall flower thing, not sure what it is. Anyway that was my night out.

Hope you feel better soon.

Thank you very much for the help on html I really do appreciate it (BIG KISS).

Had a look at some books I got from the library about garden design, so well I guess it had to happen, yes I've changed my mind about the decking. We are still going to have it but not quite so much of it. It's going to be a bit of everything, such as japanise style paving stones with a cobbled stone border and of cause the decking. You will just have to wait and see when I put the pics on my website. Couldn't believe it Bart actually likes my logo design for grippa, I don't know why I thought he would think it a bit girlie. Well when I have become the worlds greatest web designer ha ha ha I will put it on the website so until the year 2010 don't expect too much.

I know what you mean about time (not enough of it) so bored at work and the evenings just fly, wish the working day was shorter, just got so much to do here and theres no time to do it.

Barts x phoned last night wanted us to look after the kids again this weekend, he said no, believe it or not I am a little bit disappointed, she also has KMBS.

Must go now Bart will not be happy with me as he went to bed hours ago but I never have been the sort of person who would go to bed early, I find that it takes me 2 hours to get to sleep so I might as well stay up. See Yah Love and Hugs. xxx

I have had enough now of this stupid book. I have not got a bloody clue what its talking about guess I will have to read it again until I do understand it. Just finding it so dam hard I already know how I want my website to look already done the logo but it is just so frustrating for me because I can't put in on screen. How the hell did you get so far into it. I have learnt the basics but just can't get to grips with rest, there is so much I need to learn. In a way it would have been better if I knew nothing about computers, this is where MAC's fall down I guess. I have got an extension for Quark that turns all the info on a page into html but it puts in codes that it doesn't need too and just confusses me so here I go again back to the book. I guess I have learnt one thing and that is how and what each tag means when I read it as a code. But it's just not enough....

Because we have not been that busy at work I decided to do a brochure based on Graphic Design but I can't get any further than that stupid 80's logo with the ! mark after it, Sorry does my head in. What does it mean again, I try and I try to understand it but I can't!!! just thought I'd put them in. It's stupid, it's silly, it's just so god dam CRAP.

Yipee pay day tomorrow it make me happy just to know it makes her so misserable we have come up with a new desease at work its called Kathy Misserable Bitch Syndrome (KMBS for short). See Yah buy for know. Love and Hugs xxx

No just spit in her tea, the trick is to leave it until there is only enough milk left in the carton for her and shake it up until it goes froffy, just spit and pour in the milk and she has never notice yet, he he he. Oh the things we do just to get our own back on the witch, well it makes us laugh anyway.

Yet another slow boring day has gone by, so BORED. Still the weekend will be here soon and I can hopefully go back out in the garden and start putting the decking down, I have managed to get the chance to add a few more pics to my site, if you get chance to look, don't forget to type in /lisa after the rest of the address because it is not yet linked up to the front page. Any way Barts not here at the moment so peace and quiet, so I am off for now might try again later if not tomorrow. See Yah. xxx

I have just this second sent you a very long post but as you told me always do it notepad before well I didn't and now can't remember what the hell I wrote never mind, probably write it tomorrow now as it is getting late. I was so very much into my book early untill my sister phoned me, while she was at the pub and asked if I would go over. So now you know why I can't concentrate on my book, no I'm not drunk just so bloody knackered and depressed. My sister can be such a B...... when she wants to be and tonight she was as always when she has had a few talk about ignore you or what. She asked about the garden, I was in mid conversation when she decided to talk to someone else in the pub so had to go home. Why ask me over if she doesn't want to listen...

Anyway I am feeling down at the moment, can't handle Bart's kids, not 2 weekends in a row, sorry to say but I am not the mothering kind and Bart just leaves me to look after them, which I know I am not capable of, I haven't grown up myself yet, just too much for me, they have there mothers ways and not mine and just find that hard to deal with, but on the other hand I do admire people who have kids of their own especially you, you well you are the best, just so much patients which I do not have. I am too selfish need my own space, wanted to just get on with the garden and then learn more from my book, but no can't do that while they are around. Enough of that anyway, it wont be long now what 3 weeks untill you fly off, hope Rodney loves it, I know he will. Catch up with you later love from me to you always.xxxx

Bev our neighbour came round friday night, "she was so pissssssed" boyfriend trouble, I really can't understand how she could let him back into her life, afterall he was the one who bought the house and decided he'd had enough so wanted to sell, this was after he had split from Bev, all he wanted was the money he would gain from selling and basically stuff her she can find somewhere with the council. Well her brother bought the house from him, just so Bev could stay here, and all of a sudden he's back on the seen again, I think she has had enought of him but still loves him, if you can understand "I can't" before me and Bart moved they used to have really bad arguments, when I say bad I mean bad. From what she has told me about him he sounds just like gitface. I do try to give her support but well at the end of the day it's up to her.

I am at the moment very deep in my book and Bart has given me an hour so must go. I need to learn I am sure you will understand how I feel, at the moment I am very behind even though I have got a logo ready to. Ov cause it is in my favourite colour Orange. So just wait and see. Grippa.dns2go.com/lisa I have done a bit more same format as previous but that will change. PROMISE. Borg needs regenerating more input, speak later. xxx so glad you are ok, love yah lots.

My computer (laptop) has broken yet again, I donno pc's what are they supposed to be used for again, it is impossible to restart it, it has froze on me I can't even un-plug it as it has its own battery "piggy shit turd". Anyway have finished the house work and was going to look at my book, I don't know why, but I can't get on with Barts computer the keyboard is a mile away and there is just too much crap in this room I can't bare it, especially as I have just done everywhere else in the house. I can't touch this room don't know what to throw away or where to put anything, one day I hope he will make this more like a study than an indoor shed. Speak later, where are you Captain, worried borg signing off with much love as always. xxx

Yet another cold day at work but managed to warm up when I got home been doing house work. Bart has gone out tonight on his M.. night they only have 5 meetings a year :o( I thought they would have more, I don't mean that in a bad way its just nice to have time to myself so I can do what I like but they do go away at least 2 times a year for a week at a time :o) it will be nice to have the place to myself for a couple of weeks. The problem I have is I don't get chance to miss him because he is always around as soon as I get home from work and I sometimes need space to unwind from being with Acid Annie all day. Anyway where the hell are you, you should know better than to leave a borg without any instructions "bad toad Captain". Its no fun talking to yourself you know and there is a chance of break down, I could start humming to myself and rocking backwards and forwards and may have to visit my padded cell. Hope you are OK I'm getting a bit worried. Catch up with you soon I hope. Love always Borg xxx

Its been so cold at work today, I still haven't warmed up yet, think I might have a really hot bath, maybe that will work. Today has gone really slow at work still only have two more days to go. We've got the kids again this weekend, hope they behave themselves if they go outside. Hoping to start on the decking in the garden there is so much to do outside but we can't touch it at the moment not with it always raining, well I guess the rain will have to stop sometime, just hope it will be fine for the weekend. Pimple will be moving in about 6 weeks, so that will be good someone else I can go and see within walking distance. I'm off to have that bath now. speak later. xxx

No haven't had time to look at the book since I saw you, and I am getting very angry with myself about it. It is really odd today I have been thinking about, told Pimple about the rabbit and but did I tell you that on the same day your dog ate the rabbit it was then, that Acid Annie had a fatel accident with the drill bit, it ate into her finger and she had to go to the hospital (hee hee hee). See I told you it was a voodoo doll, you could not believe how scared I was driving that thing all the way up to you, I was so scared I was going to have an accident but after all that it was her fate not mine, (hee hee hee) silly OLD BAG.

Glad to hear your are feeling better :o). I just don't feel right when you are sad. I miss you.......... Speak tomorrow, awaiting further instructions Captain. Love from borg xxx

Got to go to the pub now to find Bart (I did make him go over there, because I was working and can't handle him strolling in and out and in and out of the study to see if I am finished) Speak to you tomorrow, don't worry your fine, PREASE be happy if only for a little while. Lots of love and hugs for my best friend xxx.

I've just remembered what I used to call her Acid Annie because she spits acid every time she opens her mouth. speak soon probably in a few, because waiting for my mac to finish opening a file. xxx

I'm working tonight on J's CD cover and as always it is taking forever. I have asked Bart to make me a PC but he said it wouldn't be any good for the sort of work I do, they are not too good with graphics especially with the high resolution I can do them on a mac. So I am trying to save at the moment to get either more MHz or just go and buy another one. Bart keeps saying to me that if I get another one can he pull the old one apart (he needs to know how and what is so different to make it work the way it does.

Stop worrying you will be fine and well when it comes to Rodney what can I say, he's a little man already, he is just frustrated because he can't tell you exactly what he wants and when he wants it.

I know I've said to you thats Barts kids are very sweet and butter wouldn't smelt etc. Well for the first time we let them play outside (with the other kids in the close) not in the garden, it's safer on the road than our garden at the moment. I of cause being a little bit worried about them, because they have never been out of my sight before, kept having a peak out the window and to my shock I saw L kicking J's coat around on the road and being very load, I know he was just showing off but it was a bit embarrasing for me because he is so quiet, he is in great of attention but he closes himself off to me and Bart is not so good with that. It is a shame that he feels he can't talk to me (well at least not yet). I try and make him tell me whats wrong without being too heavy handed if you know what I mean. I must have told him off at least a dosen times if not more this weekend because he refuses to listen. When I say tell him off I try and explain myself, I never just shout at him because I know he is very shy just like I used to be and still am in some ways, and its not an easy entrance into life.

I have had just about enough of that MB (misserable bitch) at work. I had to take a message for a quote and gave it to her, she complained that I had mis-spelt something whoopy doo or what. She needs a good slap with a wet kipper because there is no way anyone would give her a sh.. not with a face like the rear end of a hippo suffering from the runs. I'm so glad she spends most of her time down stairs I just would refuse to work with her in the same room. I or should I say we have all told clammy sammy what she is like, I know he tells her because the next day she will be like your best buddy, but that only lasts until she wants it to.

Its getting late kids have finally gone to bed. Work tomorrow catch up with you then, hope you are ok.xxx

Sorry I haven't been around our server went down Bart has only just fixed it. J's bedroom went down well she really likes it, the only thing was I spelt her name wrong well it was in Egyptian, she didn't seem to mind though, it does look nice even though I do say so myself. I hope your dark cloud has lifted, life is unexplainable when your down. Hope you are feeling better now. I know my dark cloud is looming around the corner. Its a bit difficult to write when I have got either J or L asking me what I'm doing. Speak to you later, when they have got to bed.xxx

Sorry didn't get chance to speak last night. I was helping Bart most of yesterday, moving bricks, decking and getting rid of rubbish etc. in the garden. Then Bart helped me take down a hideous mirror in J's bedroom, It was right above her head why would anyone want to see themselves within seconds of waking up, I don't know. I knew there would be holes to fill and that filler takes a while to dry but I should have known in this house nothing is quite what it seems, there was the most horrible wallpaper (I have kept a piece of it to show you) I have ever seen behind it which refussed to come off, it took me ages also as the wallpaper came off so did some of the wall so more filler, its ready for painting know. J will be here this afternoon, its her birthday today she will be 9 years old, ah. I have bought her a cake and candles, hope she will find enough room to eat it after her party.

I had a real problem with this Thursday night, the post I sent you I wanted to edit it but it decided to send the same message twice. Finally managed to get rid of it though after a fight. I also tried it just before I went to bed but an error message came up something about trying to fix be up and running in a moment, well that moment passed at least it wasn't me I was getting so frustrated with it.

Stan doesn't like Dave the duckling, he sits up at the dinner table at the moment but will probably end up sitting on J's bed.

Glad to here Rodney is ok now. He such a tough little man and so sweet.

I must go as I have lots to do. Borg awaits captains instructions.

P.S please don't take this the wrong way but could you take out the ! in UH-OH! because it gives me bad vibes maybe you don't remeber but that is what the witch puts after her little notes that she leaves me or pimple and I do not like them. Beens as she uses them all the time I am now confused and don't know and don't really what to know what it is supposed to mean. Hope you had a better day than yesterday, you really don't it. Try and think about yourself for once. Still waiting for your instructions captain. Borg logging off, yet again.xxx

When I got home from work tonight there was a three foot yellow duckling in my kitchen, my easter present from Bart, he really knows how to win a girls heart. Very busy at work today, couldn't believed how rushed of my feet I was. Barts M.... went really well last night. I got the camera ready to take a picture of him in his suit, but before I got to see him he'd already taken his tie off and rolled up his cuffs, I guess I will just have to wait till next time. Had a lovely evening with my sister Marg last night, went to a restaurant, it felt good to go out for a change. Hope you are getting enough sleep, I will await your next instructions captain. Love always xxx. Seven of Nine logging out.

Goodnight sleep tight. Hope to speak to you again tomorrow.

I would just like to say that I do agree with you about the witch that is.
Self centered old !!!!!! In some ways I hope she does read this. It might make her realised what people really do think of her. Did I tell you my sister has gone for the job of manager at her works, well if not, she went for an interview today and got the job. Which has only inspired me to do the same, I am in great need of a change, sad it may be, leaving my friends behind, but I really have to do it. Just got to find the time to do a CV which is not my greatest point. I will speak tomorrow, so see you soon love from me to you always.

Me I'm not thick, I know I look it, people are always amiazed (is that how you spell it) when I say my age, they think I am in my early 20's. Yes I have looked at the website, and I do like it wish I could something to it, anyway as you may tell I have been to that really bad place they call the pub (local). But I wanted to put in writing what I thought about today. I had to phone J and boy do I sound common when I said to him, I'll chuck it threw the door (this is a bit of artwork that has taken me ages to do, its really good, she says to her self, but it is), knowing J you do not speak such language, you would say I will put it in your letterbox, I told Pimple what I said and she said thats probably why he likes you, I really do hope so, or else I need to go to elecution lessions or is that electricution lessions (not sure how to spell either). No he wont be rich, just someone to look after him if anything happens. (well I do hope to be rich soon) I could just stay at home and do J's work, that would be nice. Thanks Captain for the website design.

Hey its good to see you too! who are you again. Oh yeh forgot for a moment.
Had a great day at work today, the witch left on her broom in search for the Suffolk island called Ipswich.
The only bad thing is I know come tomorrow she'll find her way back here. Oops I think if she ever gets to see this, she'll know its her I am talking about, but what the hell, do I really care. Anyway how is Del and Rodder's? Bart has got a big day tomorrow can't tell you what it is, its a secret. Well maybe you can put 2 and 2 together, did you know that Geoff used to be a M......... Well that's what Bart and his dad Homer will be tomorrow. Its great to finally get to leave you messages like this. I might leave you another one later but if not definately tomorrow.

Sorry captain I forgot were I was who I was and couldn't find the deck.
No the bald look wouldn't suit you.
Thanks for the cheatsheet.